Growing up in a pizza joint, I got accustomed to a lot of different toppings. One of the biggest, was Salami. It was a rare order, so we kept it in the cooler in the back. When an order came in, who ever it was that was sent back to get it, always came back with bad humor.

"Hey, check out my Salami!"

"Hey, who wants to taste my Salami?"

"I must be depressed. I'm officially a cutter. I just sliced up my Salami."

Later in life I worked in a meat packing plant. (make your own joke here) One of the items I got to make was Salami. Yes, the same jokes were used again 15 years later. But some were new since we were dealing with raw Salami.

"Hey, who wants to smoke my Salami?"

"I'm really going to need to stick my Salami in your hot oven."

It's the horrible humor that makes life worth living.

 

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