You thought "drinking" Coca Cola was the best thing that could be done with it. WRONG!

Due to health reasons I was forced to quit drinking anything caffeinated a few years ago. But, to be honest, I gave up on Coke when they stopped making New Coke and brought back that God awful Coke Classic. You know what that crap is good for?

- Cleaning Toilets. Yep, dump (pun intented) a can of Coke in a dirty toilet, wait at least an hour, then scrub clean.  MMMM tasty.

- Killing Bugs. Since this is caramelized acid, just put some in a spray bottle then go to town on ant hills or roaches. Them little bastards won't even make it to the "Hotel".

- Pain Neutralizer. When you go around killing insects, if one or more bit you, simply spray the Coke on the wound, and the pain goes away.

- Odor Killer. Lose a battle with a skunk? No worries. Just grab a couple of 2 liters and head to the bath tub. A quick Coke bath and the smell will be gone.

- Coin Cleaner. Yep, just take your faded, mucky coins and put them in jar filled with Coke. Walk away for a bit, when you come back your coins will look like new.

- And now it's used to create Art.

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