Steve Harvey Announces Wrong Winning Name at Miss Universe

I woke up this morning to all the morning shows talking about the Miss Universe Contest. I thought I had flown back in time to the 70s because that was the last time that crap was relevant. The only reason people watch it now is because they're to sore for porn.

Steve Harvey has changed all that. He experienced one of my worst nightmares. Being a radio announcer, there has been occasion when people ask me to host things. Getting up in front of people and trying to be entertaining can be nerve racking, but for a stand up comedian, game show host, and daytime talk show host, it's old hat. That might have been the problem. You have to keep your concentration when doing these things otherwise you risk being made a fool of.

One of the first years I was here, I was center stage for the announcement of the winners in a BBQ Cook-off competition. The winning ticket got lost. Before we could go back to the judges to get a clarification of the winner, one of the other announcers just blurted out.

"We lost the winning ticket!"

I wanted to die. I wanted to crawl away and never show my face in public again. This was in front of a few hundred people. Sure it was a few hundred BBQer's which, if you've ever been to one of these compititions you know is pretty scary, but I could not imagine what this level of a mistake is like.

Steve is announcing the winner to the Miss Universe Contest, and he make a mistake and announces the first runner up as the winner. He then has to come up and destroy the dream of one contestant, and make a dream come true for another. I'll give him credit. He came back to do it. I don't know if I would've been able to.