Here's a thought. Try this for New Years.

If you're tired of drinking to excess. Tired of shooting heroin. Hell. If you're tired of simply eating your way into the new year, then try this idea.

It seems that if you start Forest Gump at 10:38:57 p.m. you'll be able to ring in the New Year with Lieutenant Dan and Forest.

Of course, it's not the happiest of times for Lieutenant Dan, but, if you want to be the least miserable person in the room, then, by all means, serve up a party with girls who taste like ashtrays.

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