Hydro Hammock is a Great Way to Beat the Texas Heat

With the issue of the poopy pool over the 4th holiday, I started looking for a new way stay cool. Found it.

It's the Hydro Hammock, otherwise known as the Hot Tub Hammock. So now, you want to lay around in fecal matter. Make it the fecal matter that matters. Either yours or loved ones.

Of course, it's hammock, so odds are you're going to spill the water. Just make sure you don't spill the wine.

The reason they call it a "Hot Tub" is because you can hook it up to a propane take. Yep, you can cook yourself. I guess this product can also be called a "casing".

"Who ordered the human sausage? Your order is up."