Worst Fathers Day Gifts – Big Q Tip

Hey Gang,

A new survey of Fathers Day Gifts, has found the top 3 piles of crap.  The first two might be predictable to you, but the number one might surprise you, unless you're a Dad.

Coming in at number 3, and surprising no one, is socks and underwear.  God help you all if your dad is a thong wearing commando dude, or, even worse, a thong wearing thong man.

Number 2 is a tie.  If your dad is a thong wearing thong man, get him a tie, and use it to tie yourself to a rafter.

 The number one worst gift is...forgetting.  It's a fake holiday, we all know it, but still, if you sacrifice your life, which, lets be honest, is what you do you start having children, and then your kids don't even fricken call to wish you a happy fake day.  You die a little inside, and you might start thinking about becoming a thong wearing thong Dad, just for spite.  As it happens, the little guy in the picture, who is anything but now, called the "Dad" at noon today, not because I felt obligated, but because I felt extremely lucky to be able to.  Happy Father Day to all.