Once again my dog is trying my patience! Groucho is not jumping on the furniture this time, not even going crazy during thunderstorms, (I dread the stormy weather that is coming Thursday night). Groucho has destroyed my new blinds!

New Blinds Destroyed by Dog!/Photo by Julia Conner
New Blinds Destroyed by Dog!/Photo by Julia Conner

Look at this carnage!  The blinds we just replaced a few months ago, real wood instead of metal blue.  It took my husband Keith hours to put that little strip up in that narrow window.   I didn’t discover it right when I got home Tuesday,  I actually took that little %#*& out to play first.

Then I came in and found this!

Bare Window Now/Photo by Julia Conner
Bare Window Now/Photo by Julia Conner

Boy was I mad.  And to those experts who say a dog can’t remember what he did unless its immediately after, I say Bull!

That little animal knew he was in trouble and he knew why.  He actually refused to approach the front door cause he knew what he did. He ran and hid before I started yelling!

I sent the picture to my husband, he told everybody at work he had to come home and Bury the Dog.

No I did not Kill him.

You can have the kennel, the dog and 5 dollars!/Photo by Julia Conner
You can have the kennel, the dog and 5 dollars!/Photo by Julia Conner

Instead I offer YOU Groucho.  He is a very smart Jack Russell Terrier.  But he has vices.  He jumps on the furniture during thunderstorms and Fort Hood bombings, and he tears up brand new venetian blinds.  I will give you 5 dollars to take him off my hands.

Serious inquires only!

 

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