MINIONS is Non-Stop Hot, Hot Minion Action

Well, hey the latest animated movie has arrived at your theaters and we loved it so hard we're gonna re-enact it for you! READ ON!

It's bigger, it's better, it's non-stop hot Minion action from beginning to end. If you enjoy a bus painted like a Minion driven past you at 2380 miles an hour, this is up your alley in a pleasing and invigorating fashion. I don't know what they're putting in the Red Bull in France, where this was made, but judging by what was on the screen, i am assuming it's pure gasoline. Stings the nostrils. Get the ol blood a pounding. Check out our review. It's bon chance ooo la la great. Oh, and Sandra Bullock is in it. In a weaponized dress.

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