Rub One Out by Grabbing Your Stress Sausage
Have you seen the stress relief that just might get you fired?
Instead of playing with your balls, try yanking on your sausage.
The next time someone upsets you, yank and crank your sausage.
Really want to creep out the ladies? Keep the stress sausage in your pants and grab it every chance you get.
For just $10 bucks you can relieve stress and make the person who pissed you off very uncomfortable.