Uncrustables Popular In The NFL But The Cowboys Aren’t Eating Enough Of Them

Move over orange slices, because Uncrustables have taken over the sports snack game. The Cowboys are fresh off a much-needed win against the Commanders after a rough few weeks, and maybe the PB&J energy finally kicked in.

Who doesn't love Uncrustables? These pre-packaged, crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are popular with so many, but it turns out that they're super popular with NFL teams!

Turns out, NFL players are eating a surprising amount of Uncrustables! They seem to be super popular with athletes because they’re convenient, quick to eat, and provide a good balance of carbs, protein, and fats. The carbs from the bread and jelly provide quick energy, while the peanut butter offers a bit of protein and fat to help sustain them during practices or games.

In fact, Uncrustables have become a staple in some team locker rooms and training facilities for that very reason- so much so that a new report by The Athletic shows that NFL players eat "at least 80,000 Uncrustables a year"!

In the report, they found that the Denver Broncos eat the most Uncrustables by consuming 7,000 Uncrustables a week! And it looks like, this is yet another list that the Cowboys find themselves towards the bottom!

The Cowboys only consume 75 Uncrustables a week! Could this be the cause of their recent losses? Probably not- there's many factors that could help improve the Cowboys. But, who knew that Uncrustables were so popular in the NFL? Someone get Dak some Uncrustables!