Country’s Worst Pizza Chain Now Has 63 Texas Locations

Texas is home to 63 locations of the worst pizza chain in the United States according to this article at 24/7 Wall St. It is well known that residents of the Lone Star State are proud to be Texan, that automatically defaults into being proud to be American, and it does not get any more American when it comes to food than pizza.

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As a father of three, it can sometimes be a challenge to come up with supper ideas that all the children can agree. One meal idea that never fails from parents to kiddos is always pizza.

Country's Worst Pizza Chain Now Has 63 Texas Locations

Chuck E. Cheese was ranked as the worst pizza chain, but there's not one kid on the planet that would agree with you. There are currently 63 locations all over Texas, and obviously multiple locations within the major metros.

I cannot tell you the last time I have eaten pizza from Chuck E. Cheese, and my children have hosted multiple birthday parties there. It is not like I have avoided the pizza, you just do not get a lot of time to sit down yourself and eat when you are busy keeping track of a dozen or so other people's kids.

Barstool's Dave Portnoy gave this NSFW pizza review of Chuck E. Cheese.

I am not exactly sure what to think after watching this, but I am seriously considering just getting their pizza for take out, and avoiding the full hands on experience with kids.