Enough is enough. I am completely pretending things are sexy when they aren't even close to being hot.  I am fat, and I accept it. I'm not a sex symbol, and I'll never be selected as People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive". I am funny, though, and I choose to embrace that attribute of who I am. I've chosen to post funny content and promotional material online instead of disturbing thirst traps for every poor soul that passes by my social media platforms.

Martha Stewart is 83 years old, and within the last few years she (or someone in the industry) has decided that Martha would be a perfect candidate for a sex symbol. It started with a photo shoot for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue in May of 2023. She was 80 years old at the time of the photo shoot, and to her credit she didn't look a day over 60. Unfortunately, I don't think that a there is a big market out there for senior citizen bikini models.

Now, earlier this week, Martha is one of the lates "models" to shoot content for Mac Cosmetics' #IOnlyWearMac digital campaign. In the video she is wearing a loose-fitting robe over her leathery skin while eating fruit and making a sound that sounds less seductive and more like someone removing their dentures.

Of course, I probably stand alone on the world wide web as someone who is critical of this ad campaign. If you read the comments posted to the Instagram video, you will see that Martha gets nothing but praise for her "sexy" video shoot. I'll just have to be wrong this time.

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