Dave In The Cave (and kid) CELEBRATE CINCO DE MAYO!

Was just sitting around the house when suddenly...it's dinner time. On Cinco De Mayo. What to do?   I'm looking at this and do I wanna clean then cook then clean again?

Oh heck no. Have you even met me? It's Cinco De Mayo, man, the day Mexican farmers kicked the French out of...some place where they were being all French and stuff. We must celebrate with Mexican food that Dave is not responsible for ruining. So let's go eat some! Some place authentic! Some place REAL!

It's Dad approved! And it all comes in a handy box! A BOX!

Whaddaya think, Dave's offspring?

Alright then, fine. We live in Copperas Cove. We don't have to do what dad wants. We have many fine, locally owned real people restaurants in our town, right? Doesn't Jack In The Box have tacos? Alright, Snooty McRealfood, where do you wanna go then?

Alright, I've learned my lesson. My daughter was right. You should always eat local. Especially on a holiday that involves eating as much as you can. Wait, isn't that every American holiday? Cheers to my daughter's good taste. And cheers to you, for reading all the way down here to the bottom of this seriously silly story.

(By the way, we didn't make it home to eat the food because our car instantly smelled like a Juarez armpit...but in the best sense...and the scent was so good we had to duck into the nearest available parking spot.)

You know who else rocks the Taco Bell. Arnold. (Maybe) Good enough to for you to check out this post from our Aaron Savage about Arnold popping up on the new late nite British Andy Richter show, re-enacting his entire career.