Lake effect snow might be warping the minds of college students in Ohio.

KXXV is reporting that an Youngstown State University student was caught red handed this week allegedly attempting to have sex with a 15-year-old boy. Said boy turned out to be an undercover cop. (when is it not an undercover cop?)

The alleged brainiac is Albert Maruna. The 22 year-old is charged with attempted unlawful sexual contact with a minor, disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, possessing criminal tools, and importuning.

Austintown police say Maruna chatted through a dating app. It seems his conversations were sexually graphic. He sent nude pictures. (And being a fat-man myself, that's just wrong.) He then set up a meeting with someone whom he believed was an underage boy.

We now come to the most interesting part of the story. According to the police, the alleged pervo would bring to their (insert vomit here) "date", lubricant, chicken Alfredo, and Sprite.  Chicken Alfredo? Really. I was in my late 20's before I new what Chicken Alfredo was. Are fake children getting more sophisticated these days? Is that a deal breaker now? No chicken Alfredo, no coming in the back door.(phrasing)

At the time of his arrest Maruna was carrying an IPhone, a MAC book, three zip drives, a bottle of Astroglide lubricant, Vaseline, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container. He's currently in jail. Where I've heard they don't have Astroglide.

More From KLTD-FM