Burning the Globe of Matches is Mesmerizing
Sometimes you just need to burn something because...life.
You might wonder why there're so many fires going on right now.
Oh sure, you can hop on the "Global Warming" Prius if you like, but when it comes down to it, fire is mesmerizing.
People will watch car racing looking and waiting for the "crash". They'll slow down around a bad car accident to see some gore. And they'll tune in to any channel on the television that has a fire, because people love to watch things burn. Even God and Mother Nature like a good burn.
That being said. It's time now to burn down the globe...of matches.