I'm confused. Do we no longer have bathtubs in this country? Why are we importing meth? Why are we driving it across when we have all this open border land that needs an emergency fence?

courtesy CBP Hidalgo/U.S. Customs and Border Protection
courtesy CBP Hidalgo/U.S. Customs and Border Protection

So, I had an encounter with a woman who wanted me to do something with strawberries. I declined. Some trucker said yes and now he has no more meth.

According to a dispatch from the border patrol, on Feb. 16, CBP officers at the Pharr-Reynosa International Bridge cargo facility inspected a 42-year-old male Mexican citizen with a commercial shipment of frozen strawberries arriving from Mexico. With the use of all available tools and resources, officers discovered 350 packages of alleged methamphetamine concealed within the trailer. They seized 906 pounds of methamphetamine (411 kg) along with the tractor/trailer.

Is this part of the new NAFT deal? We have to import our meth now? Is Kentucky running out of trailer parks and bath tubs? Come on America. Show some pride. Buy American when you Break Bad.

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