Big Q Halloween Costume

Hey Gang,

Happy Halloween!  Even though I don't eat as much candy as I used to, I still love Halloween.  This Halloween we're giving away prizes for Halloween decorations.  I even came up with a nice "retro" costume.

On October 31st, 1999, three neighbor boys murdered their next door neighbor, Mr. Wilson.  Mr. Wilson was a nice, worldly old man, who never harmed a soul.  In fact, his whole reason for being was to be kind, and pass on his knowledge.  But a person can be too nice.  If you get fed to much sweetness, you'll eventually get diabetes.  And, after so many years of "goodness" from Mr. Wilson, the boys snapped and chopped off his head.

What they didn't realize is that killing him in anger cause his spirit to be released into the world, and every Halloween he showers good advice, in such abundance, that it drives people insane.

To counter act all the good advice, I've taken it upon myself to become the Anti-Wilson, and dish out as much bad advice as possible to counter act the good advice from Mr. Wilson.

You know Tim, forget Mrs. Dash, Hemlock is the best salt substitute, just ask Socrates.

There, I feel better.

The best Bouillabaisse is made from truck stop toilets.

Too much?