EZPZ Place Mat Could Save a Texas Child a Beating

Sometimes my job is strange.

When I first got into radio, I never thought I'd be getting paid to find strange things and write about them. After all, I failed Grammar two years in a row. I'm a talker, not a righter! (Yeah, I know).

I don't have kids. (Insert thanks to God here). If I did, I'm sure I'd have to lay a smack or two when they start tossing food around because they're "bored". Well, I found something that just might save a child a quick smack.

It's a placemat, bowl, and plate combined. Best part: it doesn't move.

If your child is a fit-thrower, then this will save you some cleanup. The all-In-one placemat called the Happy Mat from EZPZ retails for about $18. Bon appatit.