Duct Tape and Babies Don’t Make Cute Pictures

I don't get it. Turns out posing your baby in a bowl, or in fruit, or in flowers, is supposed to be cute, but duck taping a pacifier to your baby is abuse. If you ask me, they all deserve a visit from child protective services, but only the Grandmother who used the duck tape is getting in trouble.  Come on! If its good enough for McGyver, it should be could enough for Junior. Now the thing with the roasting pan, yea. That's too much.

I'm still trying to find someone who will draw a bullet hole on their babies forehead when their sleeping. No sense of humor.