David Letterman Makes Appearence in San Antonio, Other Famous People Also In Attendence

Woah! What? These famous guys were in San Antonio this past week and then this other famous person showed up and nobody invited me? *Sigh*

Yeah. It was just the freakin' Mount Rushmore of comedy come to life and everything. I was too busy with what, staring at my bongo-headed kids and getting up at two in the morning to entertain tens of people on my dog and pony morning show, whose audience I cherish dearly BUT GOOD GOD DAVID LETTERMAN WALKED OUT ON STAGE AND DID A DONALD TRUMP CENTRIC TOP TEN LIST...,LIVE!!! Lucky for us, it was all caught on video and is now here for you to pretend you were there sitting next to me in the third row, loving life, looking down on all those people not in attendance. Which we were most assuredly not. From A Very Stupid Conversation, I give you this:

*sigh* That was awesome.

Now this: